Gets Demotivational Poster
THE LONGER YOU STARE -
MIDGET TOSSING - Please re-legalize it!
BAVARIA - Birthplace of the first Death Metal Oompah Bands
MINI GOLF - ftw.
THE MORE YOU STARE.... -
MIDGET KISS -
SHARP SHOOTER -
J. P. MORGAN QUELLS CONCERNS - HIRES E-TRADE BABY TO REPLACE THE EXECUTIVES WHO LOST $2B
LOWER CASE - the a team
PERSISTENCE - When the inability to learn from your mistakes leads to success
CHEER UP BUDDY - At least you've got a great persona...no But at least all the girls want yo....no Screw it be a pouty little bitch i tried
ENTITLEMENTS - OK, now they're just going too far.
CHAOS THEORY -
TRAYVON TARGETS - Now available in the gun and ammo section of your local Walmart .
SHROOM PARTIES - It's All Fun and Games... Until midgets and bunnies must mourn a blonde transvestite.
EXIT LIGHT ENTER NIGHT -
THE EARLY WORM -
MAC N' CHEESE -
LET'S REMEMBER -
WE KNOW - We were trying not to laugh the whole time.
Setting a Vegan Trap -
GOING TO HELL -
LOYALTY TO ONE'S COUNTRY -
BEER CONSULTATION -
NEW STEPMOM - My real Mommy's are bigger.
THE STRAIGHT MAN -
LISA'S 18TH BIRTHDAY -
MIDGETS - He created them.
MC SCHWARZENUGGET - 10 times BIGGER than the Mc Nugget
IT'S GOBBLIN' TIME - Is what you meant to say. ...What a fatty.
BONE CD -
PARIS - The World's Most Expensive Petri Dish
EPIC FAITH -
POV - There's a definite upskirt, ummm....I mean "upside" to being a midget!
FUFFY - Celebrity talk for 'my trainer is mad at me ...give me a break!"
DELTABOB - Just agree with whatever she says in the Forum... at least for the next 6-7 days!
WHAT TO SAY AFTER SEX - Call my agent and book season 5. I am still trying to find "Love"
Sport chickens -
DR. RERUN ORDERED THIS? - Who in Heaven's name is Doctor Rerun?
UNLOCKING SUCCESS -
IMAGE REJECTED - A wise man once said to me: "We can reject as many as you can make"
4 ON 1? - Man.... This fight is gonna be a short fight
LOGICDUDE - A "Love 'em and leave 'em" kinda cat.
YEAR OF THE TIGER - And LD is on top of the world.
ONE BUNNY, ONE CUP - Ever since becoming a Greybeard, Bunny's gone a wee bit strange, and that's by Irish standards.
PROVERBS - Better Late Then Never.
PISTOLEROS - They Look Pissed
LITTLE PEOPLE - god's idea of a joke
when redheads get mad -
Life like lemons -
Soft Cuddly Balls -