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Gets Demotivational Poster


TAGS: the longer you stare the funnier it gets old lady
Rating: 3.45/5

MIDGET TOSSING - Please re-legalize it!

BAVARIA - Birthplace of the first Death Metal Oompah Bands

TAGS: ozzie von ozzburg gets his start in the mosh pit
Rating: 3.85/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:22 am
The funny thing is, based on the smaller version of this image in the thumbnail, I thought that they were engaged in a tug of war, that they were all standing together and holding onto a rope.
Ed-Hyde - December 8, 2009, 7:33 am
This is so full of amesomeness. I think I'll just go cuddle with my blow up doll and wonder why I'll never be that cool.
Vash - December 7, 2009, 4:53 pm
Why is the guy on the left doing the robot?

MINI GOLF - ftw.

TAGS: mini golf little people midgets dwarves
Rating: 2.73/5

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Alexiel - July 12, 2008, 8:08 am
pro - June 19, 2008, 11:26 am
She's only hot from the vagina up, though.
Rondo - June 19, 2008, 10:03 am
Midgets, you know you want to bang one!
Heh - May 12, 2008, 8:34 pm
I bet she clubs him in the head on the backswing
Anon - May 3, 2008, 10:23 pm
The girl, she is hot.


TAGS: the more you stare funny gets
Rating: 3.41/5

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rudeboy308 - May 23, 2011, 7:37 pm
I'm seeing more Ralphie May in this one.
Koradan - September 29, 2009, 3:41 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen, GABRIEL IGLASIAS!!




TAGS: twice as many bullets for twice as many targets
Rating: 4.81/5

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agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 2:13 am



TAGS: sooner or later the bill gets paid
Rating: 4.77/5

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ICEMAN - May 23, 2010, 7:49 pm
And most of the time self-perpetuating. 5L
agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 10:47 pm
Great one, sick! Showin' your motifake guns! 5L


TAGS: baby gets the job
Rating: 4.41/5

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falloutghoul - May 16, 2012, 3:43 pm
Because we wanted them to while cutting Uncle Sam's salary.
Bucketheadsdad - May 15, 2012, 11:55 pm
Yep....that's about 2% of the company's net worth. How come no one busts a gasket when the government wastes countless billions upon billions?
GaryO - May 15, 2012, 2:28 pm
well done, ug

LOWER CASE - the a team

Insomnia -

TAGS: insomnia never goes away it just gets better no can haz a sleep
Rating: 4.31/5

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lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 9:41 pm

Could have, but my mind's a blank.
Silverheart - January 17, 2014, 5:02 pm

Then your forked
lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 1:11 pm

That would be me. ONly there's a fork stuck in that outlet...


TAGS: i think this is why midgets tend to be so bitter
Rating: 3.65/5

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Sean - October 6, 2009, 11:40 pm
Thank you.
temp - October 6, 2009, 11:39 pm
That's fucking hilarious!
Sean - October 2, 2009, 12:01 am
Sean - October 2, 2009, 12:01 am
Is it my imagination, or is this wiener dog giving us the Charles Manson?
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:36 pm
LMAO! This'll hover at 3.1, methinks.
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:33 pm
Destination: Two-Point-Nines-Ville. Population: Perfect Posters. Huzzahhh!!!
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:28 pm
Kiss of death: Aggy loves this poster!
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:27 pm
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo's right. I did a do-over in the October Challenge. Seeing is believing. But thanks anyway MrRandom.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2009, 11:17 pm
Nah, The second one IS better. You should be ashamed Sean.
MrRandom - October 1, 2009, 11:15 pm
Still a perfect poster
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:15 pm
Dammit. Better punchline: "... no one's ever going to take you seriously." Ah well.

PERSISTENCE - When the inability to learn from your mistakes leads to success

CHEER UP BUDDY - At least you've got a great persona...no But at least all the girls want yo....no Screw it be a pouty little bitch i tried

ENTITLEMENTS - OK, now they're just going too far.


TAGS: if a butterfly gets eaten what happens
Rating: 3.54/5

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Sean - July 25, 2009, 9:01 pm
Oh yeah? Well Confucious say: Watched butterfly never flaps -- oh God I hope it never flaps, or Haarakkon prophencies come true!
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 4:00 pm
Delightfully prophetic.

TRAYVON TARGETS - Now available in the gun and ammo section of your local Walmart .

TAGS: trayvon targets guns ammo walmart
Rating: 3.17/5

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SteveFurlong - May 11, 2012, 10:25 pm
Local police depts had to change to blue silhouette targets for range practice because of complaints that black silhouettes trained the (mostly white) police to shoot at black people.

SHROOM PARTIES - It's All Fun and Games... Until midgets and bunnies must mourn a blonde transvestite.

TAGS: bunnies midgets blondes
Rating: 2.75/5

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agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 11:52 am
LOL! You described the picture!


TAGS: so there were no gang of midgets or happily ever after eh
Rating: 4.81/5

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CANADA - June 15, 2010, 3:35 pm
TheTrashHeap - June 15, 2010, 2:36 pm
In the land of Moooooooooo every bottle says "drink me" on it and every little cake says "eat me".
Faceplant31 - June 15, 2010, 2:25 pm


TAGS: as honest as it gets
Rating: 4.5/5

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pieman - February 3, 2010, 10:38 am
Very subtle and tasteful for you sick. 5l because you never cease to amaze.
culos - February 3, 2010, 8:37 am
If that was a BJ she'd be arrested for pedo-action, Only a peanut would fit that fist. But I agree 5 Ligaments....
LogicDude - February 3, 2010, 8:34 am
What? No "invisible BJ" jokes? 5L anyway...


TAGS: midgets mad max
Rating: 3.15/5

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-quote needed- - April 23, 2009, 8:04 am
Lift embargo.
HtD - April 21, 2009, 4:40 pm
Bioshock: The Beginning, turns out little girls are more effective than midgets.
Anonymous2 - April 21, 2009, 4:18 pm
I give you the Big Daddy, Mark 1...
Fatty - April 21, 2009, 3:59 pm
Who runs Barter Town?!?



TAGS: time gets all of us
Rating: 4.54/5

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forseti - August 31, 2012, 3:20 am
this is a beautiful poster!


TAGS: gets the bird
Rating: 4.4/5

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Bull - August 20, 2012, 10:00 pm
thank you! sry, I don't pay attention to comments on the main very often.
MissPriss - August 20, 2012, 1:02 pm
And my 1st 5L laugh of the day goes to....


TAGS: the mouse gets the cheese
Rating: 4.4/5

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gas - August 10, 2011, 2:27 pm
very nice! goes to fav's



TAGS: wait till your son gets home from school
Rating: 3.79/5

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glassdaemon - April 10, 2011, 3:46 pm
I think Mom's in denial.
vihtori - January 25, 2010, 1:42 am
CANADA - October 28, 2009, 1:51 am
Krissie - October 23, 2009, 6:15 pm
Mom...c'mon...a bracelet?!?! lmfao!

WE KNOW - We were trying not to laugh the whole time.

Setting a Vegan Trap -


TAGS: cubby gets an escort
Rating: 4.23/5

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Reality Lord - August 2, 2010, 7:30 am

just woke up. coffee in hand. hit maybe 4 or 5 stunning great moti's. going back to bed. i'm not worthy. 5L's
agdaniele - August 2, 2010, 1:38 am
That's one helluva ticket to hell you've got yourself there! Come see me in the corporate offices!


TAGS: early bird gets away from the hungover lady
Rating: 4.13/5

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BoneCD - January 21, 2010, 7:56 am
Ride on my friend, ride on to the next bar then.
rerun - January 20, 2010, 8:21 pm

you still have that bell on the handle bars?
sickartist - January 20, 2010, 8:20 pm
5L for all the moms I've taken for a ride on my bike.


TAGS: this picture really gets to me
Rating: 4.12/5

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Rudedog - January 5, 2013, 8:45 pm
What the majority of "Americans" are unwilling or inherently unaware of what to do.


TAGS: produceman gets help from iceman canada random moooooooooooooooo and aggy
Rating: 4/5

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Produceman117 - March 28, 2010, 1:41 am
Produceman117 - March 28, 2010, 1:40 am
Uh... umm... I uh... Thanks?

NEW STEPMOM - My real Mommy's are bigger.

TAGS: september challenge weddings so daddy gets these huh
Rating: 3.57/5

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Woodywood03a - September 23, 2009, 12:30 am
Now, thats Priceless.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 9:05 pm
Now this is the deeeep South. Right, Mullet Jr?
agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 7:50 pm
Rare for a step-mom!



MIDGETS - He created them.

MC SCHWARZENUGGET - 10 times BIGGER than the Mc Nugget

TAGS: nuggets
Rating: 1.73/5

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IT'S GOBBLIN' TIME - Is what you meant to say. ...What a fatty.


TAGS: know we know how he gets so lucky
Rating: 4.43/5

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BoneCD - June 13, 2010, 7:14 am
LMAO, Nice GS...but the CD stands for Calcium Deposit...and I'm not going to explain that

PARIS - The World's Most Expensive Petri Dish


TAGS: bad public art deserves what it gets
Rating: 3.97/5

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BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 3:00 pm
LMAO good one sickster


TAGS: ronsart tribute daddys home ychos gets props
Rating: 3.83/5

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phydeaux - February 22, 2010, 10:17 pm
Time for the ban hammer.....why do we suffer such fools as bombers?!?!
ronsart - February 22, 2010, 10:11 pm
*heart skips a beat* (not good for this ole man...lol) WOW! A humble thanks...just amesome! Sorry my enemies (more than anyone here) will keep voting this down, but still a great example of your talent and continue surprises of genius. A classic forever!
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 7:46 pm
Damn you AGGY!! I'll do your tribute next!! You 1L bombing rat bastard!!
rerun - February 22, 2010, 7:45 pm

OK, I pick you. No what?
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 7:42 pm
Is it me? I hope it's me.... OOOOOOH! Pick me!!!
rerun - February 22, 2010, 7:38 pm

we have a new 1L bomber
CANADA - February 22, 2010, 7:37 pm
who did you piss off? why is this rated so low?

POV - There's a definite upskirt, ummm....I mean "upside" to being a midget!

FUFFY - Celebrity talk for 'my trainer is mad at me ...give me a break!"

DELTABOB - Just agree with whatever she says in the Forum... at least for the next 6-7 days!

WHAT TO SAY AFTER SEX - Call my agent and book season 5. I am still trying to find "Love"

Stair-stuck -

TAGS: miss priss gets in trouble
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - August 15, 2013, 5:49 am
Hope you didn't break-off a spike heel in this debacle, hun.
MissPriss - August 15, 2013, 1:32 am
Uggie! I swear some days you make me wanna give you a 5L vote. Today is one of those days. Love it.

Sport chickens -

Contagious -

TAGS: model thin forgets eat contagious
Rating: 4.45/5

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JesusWept - July 7, 2013, 6:13 am
How anyone can find these models attractive is beyond me! [email protected]!
falloutghoul - June 7, 2013, 8:44 am
Or she could just run over some Gypsy's daughter and get cursed.

DR. RERUN ORDERED THIS? - Who in Heaven's name is Doctor Rerun?

TAGS: uggy gets an painful mri
Rating: 4.43/5

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MissPriss - April 9, 2013, 7:29 pm
Your proctologist and wait til he gets those results...snap!


TAGS: motifake business motivational suggetsion employees management
Rating: 4.12/5

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agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 3:41 am
Well, soon enough, you'll be drinking alcohol for the right reasons.... but it won't help here.
Bartimaeus - April 10, 2010, 3:38 am
Yes, I'm quite wired. I just can't seem to pass out at the moment.
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 3:33 am
Bartimaeus - April 10, 2010, 3:23 am
What brings me anywhere? lol Insomnia. I was just looking over my old comments and decided to do some follow up where necessary. I seriously can't sleep right now. Wired.
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 3:11 am
Hi Bart! What brought you here? LOL
Bartimaeus - April 10, 2010, 2:41 am
You can't have a copy of the kamasutra with just words...you have to see the exact way to bend your leg when doing the "Cosmic Crow Greets the Morning Dew." Therefore, yes, the sketches were suggestions...instructions...
forseti - April 4, 2010, 3:18 pm
As a law student i like the labor law reference in that, thx.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:08 pm
Did they come with suggestions, or were the pictures the suggestion?
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 2:00 pm
lol I guess I shouldn't have stuffed the box with all those pornographic sketches. 5/5

IMAGE REJECTED - A wise man once said to me: "We can reject as many as you can make"

4 ON 1? - Man.... This fight is gonna be a short fight

LOGICDUDE - A "Love 'em and leave 'em" kinda cat.

TAGS: ld gets his
Rating: 3.75/5

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YEAR OF THE TIGER - And LD is on top of the world.

TAGS: ld gets his
Rating: 3.64/5

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ONE BUNNY, ONE CUP - Ever since becoming a Greybeard, Bunny's gone a wee bit strange, and that's by Irish standards.

PROVERBS - Better Late Then Never.

TAGS: lets see who gets the joke march assignment proverbs clocks
Rating: 3/5

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phydeaux - March 4, 2010, 2:45 pm
The spelling nazi in me hates you...but I love the idea.
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 1:19 pm
Did I get it?
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 1:19 pm


PISTOLEROS - They Look Pissed

LITTLE PEOPLE - god's idea of a joke

TAGS: little people miggets
Rating: 1.52/5

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LogicDude - December 12, 2008, 5:51 pm
Seb - defending the "little people" will NOT mean a Leprechaun is going to give you pot o'gold as a reward.
Seb - December 12, 2008, 5:11 pm
Also it's not their fault. this isn't funny. And I would just let this past, but I am in a especially bad mood.
Dude - September 11, 2008, 3:25 pm
I don't know about the rest of the little people out there...but these 2 r hot
RnR - July 30, 2008, 9:07 am
Little people: so you can better fondly both tits at once with one hand
Max - June 14, 2008, 3:48 am
I believe Tucker Max has.
... - April 27, 2008, 12:02 am
You, sir, have obviously never fucked a little person before...

when redheads get mad -

TAGS: angry redhead satan gets scared
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - June 6, 2017, 1:11 am
Hail Boudicca!
mizzdizz - May 14, 2017, 7:33 pm
(eeeevil chuckle) that red hair? Its a warning! normal chuckle, chuckle....
JesusWept - May 14, 2017, 2:50 pm
I just tried that. Now I'm traumatised for life :-O
mizzdizz - May 13, 2017, 3:50 am
Thanks, Cern! Used Google, 'angry redhead pics'.
concern3 - May 13, 2017, 3:33 am
Where did you get that picture of carrot top with a knife? Funny. UP yours
mizzdizz - May 12, 2017, 10:13 am
Thanks, JW! Good idea!
JesusWept - May 12, 2017, 8:55 am
Everybody does lolol. ^^^^^Up

Life like lemons -

TAGS: life gets bitter before it gets better lemons
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 28, 2014, 5:33 pm
truth, with a twist
Greybeard - December 28, 2014, 10:10 am
5LMAO. The "Kevin" syndrome photographically explained... :)


Soft Cuddly Balls -

TAGS: strength begets kindness be fuzzy
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 5:07 am
Now they are ben-wah, and they are very, very good!lol!


TAGS: gets my morning paper too
Rating: 4.2/5

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Doggit - January 25, 2013, 9:56 am
That's a smart dog, and he has a sense of humor